A goat is on the lam.
According to the Lowell Sun, the animal escaped from a home in Tewksbury, Massachusetts, Friday evening and spent the night running through neighboring Lowell while police attempted to track it.
Saturday, a Twitter handle, professing to be "Dennis, Lowell Goat," surfaced.
— Lowell PD (@LowellPD) December 27, 2014
I'd like to thank the great @LowellPD for keeping the streets safe for me while I continue my reign of mild discontent throughout the city.
— Dennis, Lowell Goat (@TheLowellGoat) December 27, 2014
As of 6:45 p.m. Saturday, Dennis remains at large.