Want to make an impression at your holiday party this year?
A Boston area man is offering to "come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests" for the low, low price of $100 an hour.
"I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend's, but I also offer contracted private investigating and babysitting services," the oddly-worded post on Boston Craigslist said.
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Rates are negotiable, according to Elf on the Shelf Guy, so if you're short on cash, don't be scared away by the $100 price tag.