Police in Bourne, Massachusetts, Offer Tax Advice for Drug Dealers

Police in Bourne, Massachusetts, posted a sarcastic message to their Facebook page on Thursday offering to provide tax advice for drug dealers - all they have to do is come by the station and share details about their operation.

"Attention drug dealers operating in the Bourne area...With tax season rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed accounting of your business related income and expenses," the post reads. "Could that late night trip to Wendy's be a business expense? Can you claim mileage if using your personal vehicle for business transactions?

"That's why our certified drug transaction reporting specialists will be available 24/7, free of charge, to assist you with analyzing your business dealings. Simply come to 175 Main St and ask for the Tax Security Special. Can't come to us, we'll come to you!"

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Now the only question is whether anyone take them up on their offer...