Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport

A Florida father traveling with his two daughters said he was stopped at the airport and humiliated in front of other passengers as authorities accused him of human trafficking.

TSA officers at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport were stunned Monday when they found that one passenger got the “greasy” idea to pack a firearm inside a raw chicken for their flight out of Florida.

“The plot chickens as we barrel our way closer to Thanksgiving,” the TSA winked in its Instagram post Monday after finding a firearm inside a raw chicken at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

For 70 years a group of non-native monkeys has made their home next to a South Florida airport runway, delighting visitors and becoming local celebrities.